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cinnamon-rell:

princessnijireiki:

okayysophia:

tristaniseult:

true performance art.

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true incels are literally indistinguishable from satire bc they really all do talk Like That but once again, just to confirm:

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summerjazz888:

marina-diamandis:

belloochie:

“and they say girls with brown hair cant wear jeans” is my fav tweet of all time and if i ever post a pic on ig again im making this my caption

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man i did always say that but seeing this im changing my mind

SLPT: If you’re feeling nauseous and you see a rudely parked car, you can involuntarily vomit on it. It’s legal.

misaimed-archer:
“ swimmingferret:
“ john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty:
“ the-porter-rockwell:
“ belligerenceforhire:
“I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.
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@rachielena
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“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by...

thenatsdorf:

Every family has one. (via balam_says)

berrycats:

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berrycats:

berrycats:

berrycats:

berrycats:

Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.

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I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.

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Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.

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The lamb is done. The lamb is cooling.

the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.

Behold. My son.

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hey op do you take criticism

i do not, and please don’t speak to me or my son ever again

frogsuggest:

content-froggregator:

A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?

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madam spgheettey 

milkchocolateowl:

milkchocolateowl:

imsoofuckingsad:

30 day free trial of being ok

op wheres the link

wheres the link op

filthy-rat:

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

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